Gay brunch isn’t just a meal—it’s a commitment to excellence. It’s the mimosas-to-food ratio, the post-brunch outfit coordination, and the silent but understood rule that if you don’t take at least one group selfie, it never happened. In Honolulu, where beachside brunches blend into afternoon cocktails, the stakes are even higher. Skip your weekend gay brunch at your own risk—but know that we will judge you for it.