Why Is Calling Yourself “The Big Kahuna” Stupid?

Ah yes, The Big Kahuna—a title that sounds cool, but in reality, slapping it on yourself is the cultural equivalent of wearing socks with flip-flops. If you’re a white guy in Hawaiʻi and thinking, “Yeah, I should totally call myself that,” please reconsider. This post breaks down why calling yourself The Big Kahuna is as cringe as a bad sunburn, and how you can enjoy the islands without looking like Jerry from Jersey. 🌊🏄‍♂️