If you think aloha just means hello and goodbye, that’s like saying a loco moco is just rice and eggs—technically true, but also completely missing the point. Aloha is a way of life, a mindset, and the reason why no one leaves a potluck without taking home at least three plates. Let’s break it down. 🌺

Ah yes, The Big Kahuna—a title that sounds cool, but in reality, slapping it on yourself is the cultural equivalent of wearing socks with flip-flops. If you’re a white guy in Hawaiʻi and thinking, “Yeah, I should totally call myself that,” please reconsider. This post breaks down why calling yourself The Big Kahuna is as cringe as a bad sunburn, and how you can enjoy the islands without looking like Jerry from Jersey. 🌊🏄‍♂️