Why This Is the Best Hike for the Gays on Oʻahu

Listen—we love a beach day, but sometimes the soul wants a little climb and a lot of thigh burn.
Enter: Makapuʻu Point Lighthouse Trail.

It’s paved, it’s accessible, it’s got ocean views that will make you forget your ex—and more than a few shirtless locals and tourists pretending they’re just casually glistening. Click the image above for directions and more information.

You’ll get sweeping coastline, a peek at the lighthouse, and on clear days, a dolphin sighting or two. Also? You’re likely to run into another queer person doing the hike for the same reasons you are: mental clarity and discreet thirst traps.

Overcome by the view?

It’s not overly rugged, but it is capital B Beautiful—and it’s a perfect reminder that Hawaii doesn’t just nourish your body, it feeds your queer little soul.

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