Why Every Gay Man Needs at Least One Aloha Shirt

Yes, even the fashion-forward ones. Hear us out: the aloha shirt isn’t just your uncle’s cruise uniform—it’s a Hawaiian rite of passage. But it has to be the right one. No parrots. No beer logos. No tourist trap garbage. Just soft cotton, bold print, and a subtle “I might break into hula or a martini-fueled monologue” vibe.