Why is fish so hard to find in Hawaii? We’re surrounded by ocean but still somehow drowning in mediocrity. Here's why local seafood is often elusive, overpriced, or just not that fresh.

Want to eat like a local? Better yet, like a local gay man with excellent taste and no patience for bad poke or bland brunch. We’ve rounded up some of the best Hawaii restaurants that serve serious flavor and a side of fierce.

While Honolulu boasts some stellar Spam musubi spots, not every experience is a jackpot. Beware of establishments serving musubi with dense bricks of stale rice—proof that even in paradise, culinary gambles can go awry.

Hawaii is more than just breathtaking beaches—it’s a paradise for food lovers! To truly experience the islands like a local, dive into iconic eats like malasadas from Leonard’s Bakery or the classic plate lunch. These Hawaiian staples aren’t just delicious—they’re a taste of the islands’ rich culture and history.